fruity bum jew

codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

botanybaes:

American Horror Story has fucked with this dudes head

neptunain:

murder house wasn’t my fave but american horror story will never pull off a better plot twist than violet being dead for four episodes

dogdvde:

Now let’s say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?

dogdvde:

Now let’s say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?

astreana:

FUCK

crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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store: help wanted
me: *applies for job*
store: no not you
jetgreguar:

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn

jetgreguar:

tommy imma let u in on a secret

im lit as fuck rn

nayx:

woodmeat:

youngharlemnigga:

vivelabrooklyn:

imsoshive:

nahsonimcool:

validx2:

A Huckabuck

icelol

a cold cup

Water ice for philly and Icee for NY

An Icee

a dixie cup with some frozen bullshit in it

undesirable

nayx:

woodmeat:

youngharlemnigga:

vivelabrooklyn:

imsoshive:

nahsonimcool:

validx2:

A Huckabuck

icelol

a cold cup

Water ice for philly and Icee for NY

An Icee

a dixie cup with some frozen bullshit in it

undesirable

Redneck Boy: hey there
Redneck Girl: I have a cousin
cmrnjhn:

😝

cmrnjhn:

😝

Governor Sarah Palin poop