me: hey can i have some money?
bank teller: do you have an account with us?
me: nah i just heard yall got money
American Horror Story has fucked with this dudes head
murder house wasn’t my fave but american horror story will never pull off a better plot twist than violet being dead for four episodes
Now let’s say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?
mom: so hun i was in your room
and i accidentally started going through your stuff
and i found your phone
it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!
tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn
a cold cup
Water ice for philly and Icee for NY
a dixie cup with some frozen bullshit in it