fruity bum jew

babyminaj:

Ausländer SS2015

i want him

basedgosh:

you were named after the bravest man i ever knew, speed weed

bagmilk:

earthdad:

Kinda rly like a girl what do I do

image

nosdrinker:

you make it to the final round on who wants to be a millionaire and the $1,000,000 question is

ok do u finger urself

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

mecksickan:

So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?

bendovalikethat:

Breaking bobby

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

Student: I sprained my finger and can't play gym.
Teacher: okay.
Student: I have an anxiety disorder and can't do my speech in front of the class.
Teacher: Everybody gets nervous. Get up there.

nakamurasawa:

wtf if you’re under 18 don’t post nudes 

monolog-s:

barebackinq:

Sick

fucking radical

monolog-s:

barebackinq:

Sick

fucking radical

vinesnow:

When you make bae mad

Governor Sarah Palin poop