Why are goosebumps called goosebumps
few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through.
trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.
i emotionally connect with this cat
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
if anyone deserves a transformation tuesday its nicki
Hey, put on a coat! It’s like 20 degrees outside!
aww, someone made snow angles
Did you just.
College students be like
shh no more words
she needs an Oscar