fruity bum jew

ittybittykaceface:

Baby got me good today.

varsityrider:

beben-eleben:

Coca-Cola Invents 16 Bottle Caps To Give Second Lives To Empty Bottles [x]

THIS IS AWESOME WHAT A GREAT TIME TO BE ALIVE

babyminaj:

tylerchokely:

titties-of-death:

What is this from?

the bible

this is the best post ever

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

witneyhouston:

checkmate 

witneyhouston:

checkmate 

wheatdealer:

celsisus:

When ur hair won’t listen to you and its a mess and ur just like ???? I grew you myself??? I gave you life and this is how you repay me??

is that how parents feel

fake-ketchup:

my art skills are impeccable

fake-ketchup:

my art skills are impeccable

2bainzz:

shotarokaneda:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af nah but forreal tho somebody explain this






























































fancy paint coating that scatters the light that shines on the car

nerd

2bainzz:

shotarokaneda:

fully-baked:

This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
 nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

fancy paint coating that scatters the light that shines on the car

nerd

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 
That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

deepthroatmom:

holycheesenrice:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked*

seriously? are you kidding me? 

That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency.

*pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth and goes for the kill*

funkybug:

i have been looking at skinks on google images all day this is my favortie picture LOOK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

funkybug:

i have been looking at skinks on google images all day this is my favortie picture LOOK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Governor Sarah Palin poop